Always you greet me with a tail wag, even when you can't be Bothered to actually get up off the Couch. And though Drooling is a big English bulldog trait, you only get slobbery when Filling up with water. Who would have thought that the Greatest dog in your litter would be the one they initially named Homer?
On days that I feel down, you Just have to put your head on my Knee and my burdens are Lifted. Your Mug, especially your Nose that Only a mother could love (or so the ignorant People say) are Quite lovable to me and are only two of the things that made me fall in love. My heart swells when I think about how you can only Roll over in one direction, when I think of your goofy Smile and of your Teeth that always stick out at the bottom.
I love the way you look Up at me with a Very innocent look when you know you've just done something wrong, and cherish your Wrinkles that no amount of botoX could erase. You will always be my first baby. Irreplaceable for over a Zillion years.